This fortune cookie defines exactly the opposite of how I feel about my life right now.

 

*Disclaimer: If you’re about to comment “I bet you went home and I bet you drove there!”, a) you’re wrong and b) I’m sure you think you’re being really witty and original but I’ve heard that joke at least a dozen times. Sorry. It’s done. I know it’s just a fortune cookie, but right now it’s message means a lot more to me than a dumb joke. It sums up everything I’ve spent hours thinking about lately and all the things about my life I’ve spent endless time considering.